Blonde Jokes

[rochedalescan]

Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you."

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Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in
Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The
Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,
when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the
top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead
at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white
knuckles.

She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've
got a driver!"

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Did you hear about the blonde that...
Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the
box said "2 to 4 years"

Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".

Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per
pound and she weighed 125.

After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that
the other swimmers were using their arms.

[Briggs]

A blonde texts her boyfriend saying,
''what does 'idk' stand for?''
He texts back:''I don't know''.
She replies,''OMG, nobody does!''

[Stretch]

Good jokes, well done! From reading one of those something suddenly jumped out at me (it's never clicked in my head before),the number 911 number has the date of the September 11 attacks. 9 = September 11 = Day

I'll find you an interesting email about that