Signs You're Not In College Any More

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-- You no longer know what time fast food drive-thru windows close.

-- Your potted plants stay alive.

-- You pay at least a dollar more than the minimum payment on your credit card bill.

-- Your friends' hook-ups and break-ups are now marriages and divorces.

-- You attend parties that the police don't raid.

-- You're not expected to leave the room when the adults are talking.

-- You refer to college students as "those kids."

-- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of just beer, beer and beer.

-- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of leftover pizza.

-- At 6 a.m., you're putting your contact lens in instead of taking them out.

-- Naps are no longer weekday options.

-- Dating involves dinner and a movie, not keggers and Ecstasy.

-- Grocery lists contain more than toilet paper and potato chips.

-- You leave parties because you have a busy day tomorrow, not because the EMS guy has strapped you down.

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More Signs That You're Not In College Any More.

-You no longer know what day it is.

-Your plants send you potty.

-Your mortgage is finally paid out or you finally get allocated a Government house.

-Your married partner now lives in aged accommodation, separate to yours.

-Your grand-children stop visiting you because they are attending parties.

-You can no longer easily hear the young adults talking in the room.

-You still refer to your grand-children's parents as your "kids".

-You can't afford, any more, to drink liqueur.

-You can't afford a dog or they won't allow you to have a pet in your retirement village.

-At 6.a.m., you get up to ease the kidneys, a third time, before you, once again, head off to bed.

-Naps are no longer optional.

-Dating has become but a dim memory.

-You have aged carers do your shopping for you.

-Your "next-door" or "across the road" neighbour's party disturbs your peace.


73 de Bob VK4GCA